- Gilligan: [the Skipper and Gilligan are in Dr. Balinkov's dining room and a dog comes up and meows] Skipper... I know we've been shipwrecked a long time, but doesn't a dog go woof woof?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [Nervously] I-I think so...
- [the Skipper pets the dog]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Nice dog... uh cat.
- Dr. Boris Balinkoff: [Sees Ginger enter] Igor, capture them!
- Ginger Grant: [in Igor's body] Capture them yourself!
- Dr. Boris Balinkoff: [Shocked] Igor! What has happened to you?
- Igor: [in Ginger's body] I'm in here! Feels good!
- Mary Ann Summers: [Kisses Dr. Balinkoff] That's for seeing our fire
- Ginger Grant: [Also kisses him] That's for coming to our rescue
- Mary Ann Summers: [Kisses him again] That's for taking us off the island
- Dr. Boris Balinkoff: [Ginger gives him a long passionate kiss on the lips and he's surprised] What was that for?
- Ginger Grant: [Happily] That's for being a man!