Gilligan's Island (TV Series)

Smile, You're on Mars Camera (1965)

Russell Johnson: Professor Roy Hinkley

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• Professor Roy Hinkley : [Last lines; Skipper and The Professor are doing a chore, completely cleaned of the feathers from earlier]  Skipper, aren't you being a little hard on poor Gilligan?

  The Skipper : Absolutely not, Professor. All of this is his fault with those feathers. I'm just making the punishment fit the crime. What time is it?

  Professor Roy Hinkley : [Looks at his watch]  Yeah, it's 3 o'clock.

  The Skipper : [Yells back to the hut]  Gilligan! Gilligan! It's time again!

  Gilligan : [the door to the hut opens slowly, and Gilligan shuffles out, with the feathers still on his body, then makes a 90 degree turn, and stops] 

  [Flapping his arms] 

  Gilligan : Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

  [Then turns and shuffles back into the hut as the door slowly closes behind him] 

• The Skipper : You mean they think this camera landed on Mars?

  Professor Roy Hinkley : Exactly.

  Gilligan : Then there is life on Mars because we're alive!

  The Skipper : Some of us are!

  Gilligan : Imagine getting shipwrecked and landing on Mars! Boy, What a storm!

• Professor Roy Hinkley : I asked you to listen to the radio.

  Gilligan : Oh I did, I heard a new song, it goes, Don't go in there, Yeah, yeah, yeah, There's nothing in there, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• Professor Roy Hinkley : We need something to stick the lens back together.

  Gilligan : How about rubber bands?

  The Skipper : Where are we going to get rubber bands, Gilligan?

  Gilligan : We could cut up my sneakers!

  Professor Roy Hinkley : We all appreciate your sacrifice, Gilligan, but we need something that won't interfere with the camera lens. Some type of glue.

  Thurston Howell III : Oh! Well, let's start drilling for some immediately!

  The Skipper : Mr. Howell, you don't drill for glue!

  Thurston Howell III : Oh no? You should see some of the oil wells I got stuck with!