Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Nyet, Nyet, Not Yet (1965)
Vincent Beck: Igor
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Quotes
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Igor : [Planning to leave without the castaways] We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.
Ivan : Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.
Igor : Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.
Ivan : Is only *three* men.
Igor : Is *four*! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is *three* men... and *one* Gilligan!
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Thurston Howell III : Gentlemen. I am Thurston Howell III and this of course is my wife, Mrs. Thurston Howell III.
Mrs. Lovey Howell : Charmed.
Igor : Capitalist! Exploiter!
Thurston Howell III : Capitalist. Exploiter. I was wrong Lovey. They're very friendly!
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Igor : [the spacecraft radio has been repaired with the help of the Professor] This calls for celebration!
Ivan : With what? Coconut milk?
Igor : I have for you big surprise!
[Opens copper kettle and hands it to Ivan]
Igor : Hold this.
[brings out two bottles]
Ivan : You bring Vodka? On spaceship?
Igor : ONLY way to fly!