Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Gilligan's Mother-in-Law (1965)
Bob Denver: Gilligan
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Quotes
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[Last lines]
Native Warrior : [says something unintelligible to Gilligan]
Gilligan : [calls to Professor] What's he saying, Professor?
Native Warrior : [turns, calls to Professor]
Professor Roy Hinkley : [calls to Gilligan] Oh, he just said you first have to pass the Best Man Test.
Gilligan : [calls to Professor] Best Man Test? What's that?
Native Warrior : [calls to Professor, holds up six fingers and mimes blowing a small dart]
Professor Roy Hinkley : [calls to Gilligan] Poison darts at six paces!
Gilligan : [stands up in boat] Poison darts at six paces?
[leaps overboard, swims ashore, and runs away]
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : [the Skipper comes out in a grass skirt for the party with the natives] Well, Gilligan... How do I look?
Gilligan : Like a bowl of soggy shredded wheat.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Well, Gilligan... Since we're passing around the comments... I've seen whisk brooms that look better than you.
Gilligan : Ha ha.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : I am not marrying that fat native girl!
Gilligan : Well, you're not so skinny yourself.