Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Erika Tiffany-Smith to the Rescue (1965)
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Erika Tiffany-Smith
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Quotes
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Erika Tiffany Smith : [first lines - admiring her yacht captain] Ah yes, I *must* have you promoted.
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Erika Tiffany Smith : I thought all professors wear glasses.
Professor Roy Hinkley : Oh not at all, my eyes are ametropic and completely refractable.
Erika Tiffany Smith : From here they look blue.
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Professor Roy Hinkley : [after being introduced] Mrs Tiffany-Smith, you don't know what a pleasure this is.
Erika Tiffany Smith : I certainly intend to find out.
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Gilligan : I can't believe it - you're for real!
Erika Tiffany Smith : Thank you, darling!
[Touches Gilligan's nose]
Erika Tiffany Smith : I can see that you're for real, too.
[Alluding to plastic surgery, for which Gabor was famous]
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Mrs. Lovey Howell : You must excuse me, darling!
Erika Tiffany Smith : I always have!