- Eddie Spenser: [Telling Kong how Tracy won the big game for our side] Now get a load of this. Bottom of the ninth, scores one one. Two strikes on him, and he's facing Batfish Hunter.
- Jake Kong: Not THE Batfish? Well!
- Eddie Spenser: He's no bum! He swings at the next pitch and misses. He runs around the bases, and we win the game two to one!
- Jake Kong: [Puzzled] Wait a minute. If he swings and misses the third strike he's out.
- Eddie Spenser: Who's gonna tell him?
- Jake Kong: [attempting to use the Ghost Dematerializer] Hey, it ain't workin'! Must be somethin' wrong with the electrical motor.
- Tracy the Gorilla: [Reaches over and pulls a pair of red boxers out of the device] Snort!
- Eddie Spenser: No wonder it didn't work - it had a short in it!
- Carola de Canterville: [Tracy opens the door] Oh, excuse me, I'm looking for he Ghost Busters. This must be the Circus Office.
- Eddie Spenser: Weather sure changes fast around here.
- Jake Kong: Relax, it was just a clap of thunder.
- Eddie Spenser: Well, I'm glad it wasn't a standing ovation.