The Ghost Busters (TV Series)

Dr. Whatsisname (1975)

Larry Storch: Spencer

Quotes 

• Eddie Spenser : Gee, this hangnail is really killin' me.

  Jake Kong : Well, why don't you see a doctor?

  Eddie Spenser : I did! Tracy took me to see his doctor.

  Jake Kong : Well, what did the doctor say?

  Eddie Spenser : Well, he said to eat twelve bananas and sleep in a tree. And come back in two weeks for the itching.

  Jake Kong : The itching?

  Eddie Spenser : Yeah. I picked up a couple fleas while I was lying on the examination table.

• Dr. Frankenstein : [Delighted to find a gullible fool at the door]  Come in, my dear patsy, come in!

  Eddie Spenser : [Clueless]  Not patsy, sir, Spencer. Eddie Spencer.

• Eddie Spenser : I feel like a telephone operator in the Empire State Building!

  Tracy the Gorilla : [Upset, waving arms, jumping up and down]  Snort, grunt!

  Jake Kong : Don't mention the Empire State Building! His grandfather had a very unhappy occurrence there.

• Eddie Spenser : [Noticing Tracy back at his artist's easel]  Uh oh, Rembrandt's at it again. I wonder what he's drawing this time.

  Jake Kong : Whatever it is, you don't have to worry about it ending up in a museum. As an artist, he makes a great cook.