Get Smart (TV Series)

When Good Fellows Get Together (1967)

Dick Gautier: Hymie

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• Hymie : Groppo is a nice name. I'm looking forward to meeting him.

  Maxwell Smart : Hymie, Groppo doesn't wanna make friends with you, he wants to destroy you. He hates you.

  Hymie : People hate. Robots love.

• Hymie : I'm lonesome.

  [sits down] 

  Maxwell Smart : Lonesome?

  [grabs a chair to sit down next to Hymie] 

  Maxwell Smart : Who are you lonesome for?

  Hymie : For my friends at the office.

  Maxwell Smart : What friends?

  Hymie : Shirley the intercom, Sid the coffee machine, Trudy the noiseless typewriter, Rex the elevator...

• Hymie : I'm just fine.

  Maxwell Smart : You're not fine, you're sluggish. You're run down and out of tune. You go round all the time half charged. If you're not careful, terrible things could happen.

  Hymie : Like what?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, you could end up as a cab in South America.

• Hymie : [Hymie is on the ground being kicked by Groppo]  Perhaps we have some mutual friends?

  Hymie : [Groppo kicks him again]  Ethel the PBX-board?

  Hymie : [receives another kick to the chest]  Francis the coffee machine?

  Hymie : [another kick]  Bruce the elevator?

• Hymie : Nice is nice but enough is enough.