Get Smart (TV Series)

When Good Fellows Get Together (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Hymie : Groppo is a nice name. I'm looking forward to meeting him.

  Maxwell Smart : Hymie, Groppo doesn't wanna make friends with you, he wants to destroy you. He hates you.

  Hymie : People hate. Robots love.

• Hymie : I'm lonesome.

  [sits down] 

  Maxwell Smart : Lonesome?

  [grabs a chair to sit down next to Hymie] 

  Maxwell Smart : Who are you lonesome for?

  Hymie : For my friends at the office.

  Maxwell Smart : What friends?

  Hymie : Shirley the intercom, Sid the coffee machine, Trudy the noiseless typewriter, Rex the elevator...

• Maxwell Smart : [nothing seems to stop Groppo]  Got any other ideas, Harris?

  Dr. Harris : [walks over to Max to hand him a weapon]  Here, try this.

  Maxwell Smart : A slingshot?

  Dr. Harris : It worked once for David.

  Maxwell Smart : I hope Groppo remembers the story.

• Maxwell Smart : I hate to say it, but Hymie is depreciated.

  Agent 42 : But Hymie is unique.

  Maxwell Smart : According to the latest Control blue book, we can trade Hymie even for a 1956 Edsel.

• Hymie : I'm just fine.

  Maxwell Smart : You're not fine, you're sluggish. You're run down and out of tune. You go round all the time half charged. If you're not careful, terrible things could happen.

  Hymie : Like what?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, you could end up as a cab in South America.

• Maxwell Smart : I'll have to find a place to hide him. Wait a minute. I know just the place.

  Dr. Harris : Where?

  Maxwell Smart : A ghost town out on highway 81.

  Dr. Harris : But Max, that's a tourist trap. Hundreds of people go there every week.

  Maxwell Smart : Not that one, doctor, the one Control build right across the street from it.

  Dr. Harris : Control build a ghost town across the street from a ghost town?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes. In that way no one would be suspicious in case we needed one of our own.