Get Smart (TV Series)

The Last One in Is a Rotten Spy (1966)

Edward Platt: Chief of Control

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• Chief : [Max just dove into a pool to retrieve a bottle which turns out to be empty]  Sorry about that, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, that's all right, Chief. It wasn't a complete waste of time. This is a deposit bottle. I can get a nickel back on it.

• Maxwell Smart : Chief, the food here is terrible. This sandwich tastes like I'm chewing on paper.

  # 99 : Max, the message!

  Maxwell Smart : [realizing]  I'm chewing on paper.

  Maxwell Smart : [takes out the message]  Chief, it's the message: unable to leave message in pool. The names of the enemy agents are:

  Chief : Are what?

  Maxwell Smart : In my stomach.

  Chief : What?

  Maxwell Smart : I ate the rest of the message, Chief.

• Chief : Max, please be careful. You'll be out there alone. A walking target for a killer.

  Maxwell Smart : And... loving it.