Get Smart (TV Series)

The Last One in Is a Rotten Spy (1966)

John Milford: Greco

Quotes 

• Greco : You don't look like a trainer to me.

  Maxwell Smart : Is that so. Well, I happen to be an expert. Why, I once trained a girl to swim across the English channel four times. Would you believe it, four times!

  Greco : I find that hard to believe.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe three times across the Mississippi?

  Greco : I don't think so.

  Maxwell Smart : How about twice around the bathtub?

  [Greco walks off] 

  Maxwell Smart : [to 99 and the Chief]  Once around the bathtub?