George Lopez (TV Series)

No One Gets Out Alive (2003)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Come on, we're all family! Frank, you got married in my back yard! And Gina, I fixed your roof after the earthquake.

  [Gina nods reluctantly] 

  George Lopez : Blaine! Who stood by you when you came out to your parents?

  Ernie : You mean he's gay?

  Blaine : Well now I'm out at work too, how about next you tell my wife?

• George Lopez : [sees everybody at Thirsty's]  What're you guys doing?

  Benny : Most of them are reading the want-ads.

  George Lopez : You too, Ernie?

  Ernie : No, I'm checking the lotto... oh... *now* I'm reading the want-ads.

• George Lopez : Maybe we can put together an emergency fund and give it to whoever needs it.

  Ernie : I got it, those big haunted houses, they make a ton of money!

  George Lopez : Yeah, we can do that!

  Benny : That's a great idea! We can all dress up like skeletons and goblins,

  [looks at Gina and screams] 

  Benny : how did you get into your costume so fast?