George Lopez (TV Series)

No Free Launch (2002)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [whispering at the PTA meeting]  How many candy bars does Max have to sell?

  Angie Lopez : 200.

  George Lopez : How many has he sold?

  Angie Lopez : 10.

  George Lopez : WE BOUGHT 10.

• Angie Lopez : [one of the PTA moms]  She was taking a box of canned goods to give to the homeless and she said 'Why don't I just cut out the middleman? Happy Thanksgiving'

  George Lopez : OOOH! Mini raviolis!

  Angie Lopez : You're missing the point, George, they think we're broke because we can't afford to send Max on his field trip.

  George Lopez : Angie, she's just kidding.

  Angie Lopez : I thought so too, then I told her how much I liked her sweater, and she GAVE it to me!

  [pulls it out] 

  Angie Lopez : With a 20 in each pocket!

  [takes out $20 bill] 

  George Lopez : [suspiciously]  Where's the other one?

• George Lopez : [refusing to hand over the check to Debbie]  Nobody NEEDS to see a space shuttle launch!

  Angie Lopez : Give her the check and I'll buy you a churro!

• Max Lopez : It's only $500! You spend money on stuff you don't need all the time! Like, why does Mom need a car? She doesn't have a job!

  George Lopez : Whoa!

  [looks at Angie, sees her scowling, turns back scowling at Max] 

  George Lopez : Don't ever talk like that again.

  Max Lopez : This sucks!

  [storms out] 

  George Lopez : Hey!

  Angie Lopez : He's right, George, this does suck, and don't even THINK about selling my car.

  George Lopez : Really, Angie, where do you go? The store?

  [she glares at him] 

  George Lopez : I'm kidding! You're already mad!

• George Lopez : [to Angie at the PTA meeting]  What do they want from us? They had a bake sale for books, a walk-a-thon for computers and what about that silent auction?

  Angie Lopez : That was for equipment for the hearing impaired.

  George Lopez : No one else saw the irony in that.

• Angie Lopez : [after she and Max were selling chocolate bars]  We only made 75 bucks.

  George Lopez : That's it? Did you go to the rich neighborhoods and do that gang thing I taught you?

  Angie Lopez : It didn't work.

  George Lopez : [to Max]  Show me how you did it.

  [knocks on the table] 

  Max Lopez : Hello, I am an at-risk youth. If you buy these delicious chocolate bars, it can help keep me off the street and ensure your future safety.

  [in a serious tone] 

  Max Lopez : Please, don't let me make you a statistic.

  [smiles] 

  George Lopez : How can that not work?

  Angie Lopez : Well, it didn't.

  George Lopez : Wait. Where'd you park the SUV?

  Angie Lopez : Out front.

  [sighs] 

  Angie Lopez : Stupid, stupid, stupid.