- Angie Lopez: [while Mr. Nettles is chasing his tail] Does that look sick to you.
- George Lopez: Angie look, He's kissing his ass goodbye.
- Dr. Lisby: [talking about Mr. Neetles's tumor disappearance] It's the same dog because he has the same heart earrings in him.
- Angie Lopez: Man I've been looking for those.
- Dr. Lisby: You'll get it back soon.