George Lopez (TV Series)

George Gets Assisterance (2005)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• Benny : [about Linda]  The last time I saw her, she was all crying and needy.

  Angie Lopez : She was four days old!

  Benny : People don't change.

• Angie Lopez : Show her this letter Max wrote about why he wants to stay in regular classes, I think it'll help strengthen our case.

  George Lopez : [reads letter]  Dear sir or madman...

  [looks at Angie, continues reading] 

  George Lopez : I really want to stay in regular classes and here are my pot five raisins.

  [to Angie] 

  George Lopez : We let this kid use a knife at the dinner table?

• George Lopez : This school can't afford special ed. but they can sure afford urinals that flush themselves.

  Angie Lopez : Why are you so out of breath?

  George Lopez : [laughs]  I got them all going at once! It sounded like a waterfall... then the sound of the water made me had to go again.

• Ernie : Hey what's this, a belt for a wedding dress?

  Angie Lopez : Stop it, that's a garter, one of my clients is a plus-sized bride.

  George Lopez : It's a brave man that goes to rip this off with his teeth.