- Mr. Colton: [on the phone] This is Edward Colton down at The Colton Theatrical Agency. Is Mr. Burns there?
- Gracie Allen: I don't know. He's not here, but whether he's at The Colton Theatrical Agency, I couldn't say.
- Blanche Morton: Harry, you're the most wonderful husband in the whole world! Let me kiss you!
- Harry Morton: Why? What have I done now?
- George Burns: You're gonna retire?
- Gracie Allen: Yes, this hard work is too much for me. You see, you're a man and you're strong, but I'm a woman.
- George Burns: Isn't this decision kind of sudden?
- Gracie Allen: No! No, I decided to be a woman when I was still a little girl.
- Mendoza The Great: I'm sure you'll have no trouble learning the trick. The equipment's outside the door. Would you like to run through it?
- Gracie Allen: Well, maybe you can, you're a magician, but you'll have to open the door for me.