Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : Did you get the paint all off your hands, Blanche?

  Blanche Morton : Oh yes, thank you, honey. But Gracie, if you had the back gate painted, why didn't you hang up a wet paint sign?

  Gracie Allen : Oh, I did! I hung it on the tree. The gate looked so pretty now that it's freshly painted, I didn't want to spoil it with a sign.

• Gracie Allen : You know, that man at the store was so silly! When I told him I wanted to paint my garden gate, he asked me if I wanted white paint or cream.

  George Burns : And you said, "You don't put cream on gates, you put it on strawberries."

  Gracie Allen : How did you know, dear?

  George Burns : I think the way you do.

  Gracie Allen : Oh sure! You know, when two people are as close as we are, we only need one brain between us.

  George Burns : It's lucky we've got that.