- Pat Buttram: Look, buster, you could have found out from this here astrology book that it was a bad day for travel. Tells you what the stars is doin'.
- Hank, Stage Driver: Look, pal, I know what the stars is doin'. They're in the sky where they belong - not takin' potshots at me.
- Hank, Stage Driver: That does it. I quit! I can stand 'em throwin' lead at me, but when they start throwin' mountains, that's too much!
- [Pat's finger is stuck in the side of a stagecoach]
- Hank, Stage Driver: Why did you put your finger in that bullet hole?
- Pat Buttram: I was tryin' it on for size. I might want to buy one some day.
- Pat Buttram: I shoulda knowed it!
- Gene Autry: You shoulda knowed what?
- Pat Buttram: Jupiter's chasin' Venus through the third house of Gemini and the moon's gone hog-wild!
- Jim Saunders: Say, what's the matter with him? Has he gone loco?
- Gene Autry: He's loco alright - thinks he's seein' stars. And he's gonna see 'em if he don't shut up!
- Gene Autry: Pat! Pat! Where's the man you're supposed to be guarding?
- Pat Buttram: I don't know, Gene. All I know is I was talkin' about the stars and, all of a sudden, one fell on me.