William Fawcett: Hank, Stage Driver

Quotes 

• Pat Buttram : Look, buster, you could have found out from this here astrology book that it was a bad day for travel. Tells you what the stars is doin'.

  Hank, Stage Driver : Look, pal, I know what the stars is doin'. They're in the sky where they belong - not takin' potshots at me.

• Hank, Stage Driver : That does it. I quit! I can stand 'em throwin' lead at me, but when they start throwin' mountains, that's too much!

• [Pat's finger is stuck in the side of a stagecoach] 

  Hank, Stage Driver : Why did you put your finger in that bullet hole?

  Pat Buttram : I was tryin' it on for size. I might want to buy one some day.