Pat Buttram: Pat Buttram

Quotes 

• Pat Buttram : Look, buster, you could have found out from this here astrology book that it was a bad day for travel. Tells you what the stars is doin'.

  Hank, Stage Driver : Look, pal, I know what the stars is doin'. They're in the sky where they belong - not takin' potshots at me.

• [Pat's finger is stuck in the side of a stagecoach] 

  Hank, Stage Driver : Why did you put your finger in that bullet hole?

  Pat Buttram : I was tryin' it on for size. I might want to buy one some day.

• Pat Buttram : I shoulda knowed it!

  Gene Autry : You shoulda knowed what?

  Pat Buttram : Jupiter's chasin' Venus through the third house of Gemini and the moon's gone hog-wild!

  Jim Saunders : Say, what's the matter with him? Has he gone loco?

  Gene Autry : He's loco alright - thinks he's seein' stars. And he's gonna see 'em if he don't shut up!

• Gene Autry : Pat! Pat! Where's the man you're supposed to be guarding?

  Pat Buttram : I don't know, Gene. All I know is I was talkin' about the stars and, all of a sudden, one fell on me.