Futurama (TV Series)

Time Keeps on Slipping (2001)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : All right, cool your jets, hot shot.

  Fry : Come on, Leela. Why won't you go out with me? We both know there's something there.

  Leela : No, I mean cool your jets. You're melting Bender's face.

• Leela : Fry, please try to understand: you're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different.

• Leela : Here you are, fresh off the nebula.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : And none too soon. While you were gone, the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.

• Fry : Say, Leela. How about a romantic ride on one of those swan boats? They're kinda dangerous, but I finally mastered them.

  Leela : Those aren't swan boats. Those are swans.

  Fry : Oh. That explains these boat eggs.

• [after Fry looses basketball game to invading Harlem Globetrotters] 

  Leela : I dont know how you did it, Fry, but once again you screwed up. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mamas.

  [Hermes hangs his head in shame] 

  Hermes Conrad : I'm just glad my fat ugly mama is not alive to see this.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

• Leela : Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.

  Fry : There's a lot about my face you don't know. Perhaps you and it could get better acquainted over dinner.

• Leela : [moving stars with a gravity pump]  Just a few... more... hundred... thousand... miles...

• Leela : How did you do it? Drugs on the champagne? Hypnosis?

  Fry : No! Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Behold, my mutant atomic supermen!

  Leela : They're only a foot high, professor.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Well, they're still young. Mere atomic superboys, really. We'll need to speed their growth with time particles called chronitons.

  Bender : Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civiliza...

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Good news, everyone! You're off to the Tempus Nebula to collect chronitons.

• Fry : Psst. Leela, I've set up a time-proof shelter in the closet. There's only room enough for two, and you're the one I want to share it with.

  Leela : Fry, that's so sweet. Let me see.

  [Looks inside; the closet is set up with bead curtains, blacklight posters and a rug] 

  Leela : How exactly will this protect us from time skips?

  Fry : Because when we're together in here, baby, time will stand still.

  [Time skip; Leela is gone and Fry has a black eye] 

  Fry : Ow!

• [after Fry loses basketball game to invading Harlem Globetrotters] 

  Leela : Way to go, Fry. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mothers.

  [Hermes hangs his head in shame] 

  Hermes Conrad : I'm just glad my fat ugly mother is not alive to see this.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.

• Leela : The thing is, Fry is very sweet, but he's so immature. I love his boyish charm but I hate his childishness.

  Dr. Zoidberg : So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely like Zoidberg!

  [He cries then suddenly stops] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : You were saying?