- [having been trapped in a parallel universe]
- The Big Brain: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
- Giant Brain #1: We could sing 'American Pie'.
- Fry: Go ahead. I deserve it.
- Nibbler: I hereby place an order for one cheese pizza.
- Mr. Panucci: One pie, nothing good on it. Name?
- Nibbler: I period C period Wiener.
- Mr. Panucci: Uh, talk a little louder. It sounds like you got some kind of tiny head on you or something.
- The Big Brain: Detecting trace amounts of mental activity, possibly a dead weasel or a cartoon viewer.
- Fry: Delivery boy Philip J. Fry, reporting for duty.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Doctor Zoidberg, soaking in brine.
- Fry: What happened to me, Philip J. Fry, on the night of December 31st, 1999?
- The Huge Brain: Clarification request: Are you the Philip J. Fry from Earth, or the Philip J. Fry from hovering squidworld 97-A?
- The Big Brain: Earth, you fat idiot. Hurry up!
- Ken: For a thousand years, the evil Brains have been constructing the Infosphere, a giant memory bank the size of three ordinary memory banks.
- Fry: What's so evil about that?
- Fiona: They plan to collect all information in the universe and store it in the sphere.
- Fry: So they're trying to learn things?
- Fiona: Right.
- Fry: Those bastards!
- Nibbler: Being brains, they feel compelled to know everything, and soon they will.
- Fry: I'm as mad as I've ever been!
- Ken: Once their task is complete, they will ensure that no new information arises in the only way possible: by destroying the universe.
- Fry: Now it's personal!
- Giant Brain #1: Odd. He's immune to our psionic attack.
- Giant Brain #2: Impossible! We're an ambitious young squad with everything to prove!
- [having been trapped in a parallel universe]
- Giant Brain #1: Well, here we are. Trapped for eternity.
- Giant Brain #2: We could sing 'American Pie'.
- Fry: Go ahead. I deserve it.
- The Huge Brain: I have shocking data relevant to this conversation.
- The Big Brain: We don't care, you big dope. We're in another universe. You're not in charge anymore.
- Fry: Aw, Nibbler, at least I'm important to you, even if only 'cause I clean up your poop.
- Nibbler: The poop eradication is but one aspect of your importance.
- Fry: [nods in agreement until he realizes] Gaah! D-D-Did you just talk?
- Nibbler: Indeed. And I have other amazing powers as well.
- Fry: Like what?
- [Nibbler knocks Fry unconscious and drags him away]
- Computer Voice: Detonation in two, one... Will the owner of a white Pontiac Firebird... Oh, never mind. Zero!
- The Giant Brain: I have shocking data relevant to this conversation.
- Big Brain #1: We don't care, you big dope. We're in another universe. You're not in charge anymore.
- Fry: I'm nobody. There are guys in the background of Mary Worth comics who are more important than me.
- Bender: Ah, buck up, meatloaf. Bender'll take you out tonight and cheer you up. What do you wanna do? And I mean anything! You have the power! Name it and I'm there! You the man!
- Fry: Um, okay. Let's go bowling.
- Bender: Nah.