Futurama (TV Series)
The Route of All Evil (2002)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal, Dog
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Quotes
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Bender : [produces Baseball bat] Ahh... I guess if you want to have children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
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Sal : Gets movings. These papers ain't gonna deliver themselveses. Only the Sunday edition can dos that.
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[Fry and Leela walk into the room - Bender is on the couch, "pregnant" with brewing beer]
Bender : I'm really starting to swell up with beer. I must look ridiculous.
Fry : Nah, you have a healthy glow.
Bender : [Bender belches] Oh my god! I just felt it ferment!
Fry : Ooo! Let me feel.
Leela : [She and Fry sit next to Bender. She puts her ear to his chest] Have you thought about what to name it?
Bender : I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.
Fry : I hope it's a lager so I can take it to a ball game.
[Bender belches again. Leela giggles]
Fry : Ooo! I felt that one!
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Bender : Ah, beer. So many choices, and it makes so little difference.
Fry : How 'bout Löwbrau? It has dots.
Bender : Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.
Fry : I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody.
Bender : Wah, wah! Baby wants a Zima!
Leela : Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.