Futurama (TV Series)

The Problem with Popplers (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Announcer, Audience Member

Quotes 

• Bender : Who wants some dolphin?

  Amy Wong : Bender! Dolphins are intelligent!

  Bender : Not this one. He blew his life savings on lottery tickets.

• Fry , Bender : [singing]  Pop a Poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's / What they're made of is a mystery; where they come from, no one knows / You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em / If you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.

• Fry : [after the news lady annouces Leela's first name is Turanga]  Turanga?

  Amy Wong : That's her first name, Philip.

  Bender : Philip?

• Bender : [to a hot dog vendor across the street from the poppler stand]  Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?

  [the people in line walk out in disgust and go to the poppler stand] 

  Hot Dog Vendor : Wait a minute. You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings.

• Free Waterfall Junior : The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.

  [Bender throws a brick at him] 

  Free Waterfall Junior : Ow!

  Bender : Okay, we won't eat you.

  Leela : I'll go get some more bricks.

• Fry : Business is going great.

  Bender : Great is good, but amazing would be great.

• Bender : I found rocks. You guys eat rocks, right?

  Leela : No.

  Bender : Not even sauteed in a little mud?

• Leela : Great. We're two days from Earth with no food.

  Bender : Problem solved. You two fight to the death, and I'll cook the loser.

  [Whispers to Leela] 

  Bender : Work his gut. I like it tender.

  Fry : Maybe that planet over there has a drive-thru. A Burger Jerk, or a Fishy Joe's, or a Chizzler or something.

  Bender : Ah, don't get your hopes up. We're a billion miles from nowhere.

  Leela : Yeah. It's probably only got a Howard Johnson's.

• Fry : Let's bring back a few pocketfuls.

  Bender : Better yet, let's take a whole Benderful.

  Leela : No, take only what's necessary. Stuff the ship.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : My God, they're back! We're doomed!

  Amy Wong : Doomed!

  Bender : [Deep inhale]  Dooooooo...