Futurama (TV Series)

The Problem with Popplers (2000)

Maurice LaMarche: Hot Dog Vendor, Fishy Joseph Gillman, Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Lrrr, Lt. Kif Kroker, Waiter

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Quotes 

• Bender : [to a hot dog vendor across the street from the poppler stand]  Hey, Mac, where do you want those rat droppings you ordered?

  [the people in line walk out in disgust and go to the poppler stand] 

  Hot Dog Vendor : Wait a minute. You're not the guy who delivers the rat droppings.

• Lrrr : [Tired of waited]  I grow hungry bring out the one called..."Leela"!

  Waiter : That comes with salad or soup

  Lrrr : Err... uh, salad

  Waiter : Ranch or vinaigrette?

  Lrrr : [Annoyed]  Vinaigrette!

  Waiter : Balsamic or raspberry?

  [Lrr vaporizes him with a ray gun] 

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : Say, these would go great with some guacamol.

  Lrrr : Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced guacamole!

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : [Free Waterfall Jr. has given away that the orangutan has taken Leela's place]  Why'd you open your bonghole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola!

  Lrrr : [Puts on a pair of glasses]  The one called "Smelly Hippie" is right, this is a monkey!

  Nd-nd : [Eats orangutan]  Yes definitely a monkey!

  Lrrr : Where's the real female?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : I'll never tell!

  Lrrr : [Points raygun at his face]  Where's the real female!

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : [Nervously]  I'll get her for you

• Captain Zapp Brannigan : The Omicronians have decided not to eat all the humans.

  Lrrr : I filled up with nuts at the negociations.

• Lrrr : People of Earth-- Oh, that hippie's starting to kick in. we've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realise now that--

  [high] 

  Lrrr : Dude! My hand are huge!

  [the audience whispers. Leela looks at Fry who shrugs] 

  Lrrr : They can touch anything but themselves.

  [He puts his hands together] 

  Lrrr : Oh, wait.

• Jrrr : [to the audience]  Hear me out. There are many good reasons to eat: Hunger, boredom, wanting to be the world's fattest man. But not revenge. Are we no better than they? Besides, Leela's my friend.

  Lrrr : Is this true, Earthling?

  Leela : [mumbling with Jrrr in her mouth]  Yeah it is!

  Lrrr : [pulls Leela out of his mouth]  Leela's garbled words have opened my eyes

  Free Waterfall Junior : OK, that's a start, that's very Earth-friendly. Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. I'd like to lead you all in some swaying. Come on, pay attention.

  [the audience is not impressed] 

  Free Waterfall Junior : I said do it! Yeah...

  Lrrr : [asking Jrrr]  Is he your friend too?

  Jrrr : No

  [Lrrr eats Free Waterfall Junior] 

  Free Waterfall Junior : [crawling up his throat]  This is not happening!

  [Lrrr swallows him]