Futurama (TV Series)

The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings (2003)

John DiMaggio: Bender

Quotes 

• Bender : [singing, reading from a dictionary]  "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention." / Now that *is* irony!

• Bender : Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by "devil", I mean Robot Devil, and by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.

• [Robot Devil appears] 

  Bender : What up?

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you.

  Bender : Forget it. You can't tempt me.

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Really? There's nothing you want?

  Bender : Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want.

• Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [Robot Devil jumps out of the refrigerator]  Bender! What a surprise! For you. Finding me in the refrigerator.

  Bender : Well, at least I don't have the hiccups any more, what's up?

• Bender : Wow, your kid is great. How hard did you say you had to hit him?

  Mrs. Mellonger : Well, fairly hard.

• [while watching an actor playing him in Fry's Opera] 

  Bender : I don't remember ever fighting Godzilla... But that is so what I would have done!

• Bender : You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortune. Hahaha!

• Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : [after Bender's airhorn deafens Leela]  How delightfully ironic.

  Bender : It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this!

  [blows horn, but it falters] 

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Out of aerosol. Also ironic.

  Bender : Oh, yeah? Well, bite my shiny, metal...

  [realizes he gave up his crotch plate] 

  Bender : Ohhh, noooooo!

• Fry : [the wheel lands on Robot Devil, much to his horror]  Robot Devil? I get your hands? Zam!

  Beelzebot, The Robot Devil : Oh, what an appallingly ironic outcome!

  Bender : It's not ironic, it's just coincidental. Now fork over those lady-fingers, Cookie!