Futurama (TV Series)

Space Pilot 3000 (1999)

John DiMaggio: Bender, URL, Mr. Panucci, Bike Thief

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• [Fry is with Bender in a suicide booth, thinking it's a telephone booth] 

  Suicide Booth Recording : Please select mode of death. Quick and painless, or slow and horrible.

  Fry : Yes, I'd like to make a collect call.

  Suicide Booth Recording : You have selected slow and horrible.

  Bender : Good choice.

• Fry : Wow, a real live robot! Or is that just some sort of cheesy New Year's costume?

  Bender : Bite my shiny metal ass!

  Fry : Doesn't look so shiny to me.

  Bender : Shinier than yours, meatbag!

• [after escaping a suicide booth, Fry and Bender are in a bar, Bender is telling Fry about his life] 

  Bender : I'm a bender. I bend girders, that's all I'm programmed to do.

  Fry : Were you any good?

  Bender : Are you kidding? I was a star. I could bend a girder to any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31... But I couldn't go on living once I found out what the girders were for.

  Fry : What for?

  Bender : Suicide booths.

• Fry : I've got no home, no family...

  Bender : No friends.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Would you three by chance be interested in joining my new spaceship crew?

  Bender : New crew? Well, what happened to the old crew?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh, those poor sons of bi... But that's not important.

• URL : If they try to take off, give 'em an ass full of laser.

• Bender : You really want a robot for a friend?

  Fry : Yeah, ever since I was six!

  Bender : Well, all right. But I don't want anyone to think we're robosexual or anything, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

• Fry : Why would a robot need to drink?

  Bender : I don't *need* to drink, I can quit any time I want.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [after taking a DNA test with Fry]  By God I am your nephew! This is absolutely incredible!

  Bender : Can we have some money, now?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh my no.

• Fry : Wait a second. You're a bender, right. We could escape if you would just bend the bars.

  Bender : Dream on, skintube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like, a debender?

  Fry : Who cares what you're programmed to do? If someone programmed you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?

  Bender : I'll have to check my program.

  [pause] 

  Bender : Yep.

• URL : I'm gonna get 24th century on his ass.

• Fry : This is my old neighborhood. This brings back so many memories.

  Bender : Keep 'em to yourself, pops.

• Fry : C'mon Bender, it's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals and animal robots.

  Bender : You're full of crap, Fry!

  [Gets electrocuted] 

  Bender : You make a persuasive argrument, Fry!

• Fry : My Lord. What is this place?

  Bender : The decaying ruins of old New York. Welcome home, buddy.

• Bender : From now on, I can bend what I want, when I want, who I want.

• Bender : We can hide in here. It's free on Tuesdays.

• Bender : Well, it was nice meeting you Fry. I'm gonna go kill myself.

  Fry : Wait, you're the only friend I have!

  Bender : You really want a robot for a friend?

  Fry : Yeah, ever since I was six.

  Bender : Well, all right, but I don't want anybody thinking we're robosexuals so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.