Futurama (TV Series)
How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back (2000)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Dr. Zoidberg, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Ipgee, Old Man in Queue, Slow-Mobile Bureaucrat
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Quotes
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Fry : Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.
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Leela : How long is this going to take?
Old Man in Queue : I'm still waiting on my birth certificate.
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Morgan Proctor : No one can know about us. If anyone asks, I'll deny it.
Fry : Just like every other girl I've ever dated.
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Professor Farnsworth : You can't just waltz into the Central Bureaucracy. It's a tangled web of red tape and regulations. I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad trying to find the washroom there.
Leela : Then we'll need a guide, someone who's been there before.
Professor Farnsworth : Oh, I've been there. Lots of times.
[laughs maniacally]
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Hermes Conrad : [throwing mail tubes into various cubbies]
Dr. Zoidberg : [singing] They said that I shouldn't be a surgeon !
Professor Farnsworth : [singing] They po-po'd my Electric Frankfurter!
Leela : [singing] They said I shouldn't fly with just one eye!
[She gets hit in the eye with a mail tube]
Bender : [slow and lackluster] I am Bender please insert girder.
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Hermes Conrad : Not so fast! While I was filing, I came upon a certain document filed by a certain Morgan Proctor. Form B, notification of romantic entanglement.
Fry : That's right, she fraternized me!
Morgan Proctor : That form wasn't about you. It refers to my high school prom date. It was a regulation date that ended in regulation disappointment.
Hermes Conrad : Yes, but you only stamped it four times.
[All gasp]
Morgan Proctor : No! No! I was young and reckless!
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Morgan Proctor : Regarding last Monday's delivery, why was it 3 days behind schedule?
Leela : Well, first we got lost, then Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
Fry : [sadly] I thought it would fit...
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Morgan Proctor : So this is where you eat?
Fry : Eat and sleep.
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Professor Farnsworth : Dammit, Hermes, just jump already! Stop hogging that healthy liver.
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Fry : What did you do to him?
Morgan Proctor : I have downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here: his mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.
Bender : [monotone] I am Bender. Please insert girder.
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Fry : I demand that you give Bender back right now!
Morgan Proctor : Then you should have filed a request twenty years ago.
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Fry : I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!
[tosses the stuff on Morgan's desk]
Morgan Proctor : Dirty boy! Dirty boy!
[jumps on Fry and starts making out]
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Morgan Proctor : Why is there yogurt in this hat?
Fry : I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!
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Fry : But, but Bender need brain for... smart making!
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Dr. Zoidberg : Now it's time for MY song!
Dr. Zoidberg : [singing] When I was two there was a tidal wave in...
Dr. Zoidberg : [Cut to end credits] Aw...