Futurama (TV Series)
Bendless Love (2001)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Bending Robot #1, Robot Bartender
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Quotes
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Philip J. Fry : [to Bender, watching surveillance tape] Wait, there on the screen! It's that guy you are!
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Turanga Leela : [Picks up L-shaped piece of metal] This is a normal L-unit. Without it, space travel is but the fevered dream of a madman.
Philip J. Fry : Yep.
Bender : Of course.
Amy Wong : Doy!
Hermes Conrad : It's an important unit.
Turanga Leela : And this, my friends, is the L-unit just removed from the ship.
[Unveils a straightened piece of metal; all gasp]
Philip J. Fry : That doesn't look like an L at all. Unless you count lower-case.
Bender : You know we don't!
[Slaps Fry]
Turanga Leela : Whoever did this was strong. This is 340 pounds of Tonka tough steel.
Bender : [Picks up L-unit] Hmmm, it should look like this...
[Bends into L shape]
Bender : ... but instead it looks like this.
[Straightens it out again]
Philip J. Fry : Who would do such a thing?
Bender : Who *could* do such a thing? And by that I mean this.
[Bends L-unit back and forth]
Dr. Zoidberg : Well, gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands.
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Philip J. Fry : Professor, I've never seen you so cheerful. What the hell's wrong with you?
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Hmm, I'm not quite sure. Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a slight delirium. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
Philip J. Fry : I wish. It's a nickel.
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Turanga Leela : My God! Even the professor is bent!
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Thank you for your sympathy, talking square of linoleum.
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [about his much younger girlfriend] Some people think I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave.
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Turanga Leela : Guidance system?
Bender : Online.
Turanga Leela : Automatic pilot?
Automatic Pilot : Present.
Turanga Leela : Dark matter indicator?
Philip J. Fry : Making a noise.
Turanga Leela : All systems operational. Let's rock.
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Bender : Okay, I've constructed an elaborate lie: I'll call Anglelyne while pretending to be Flexo, arrange a date, show up disguised as him, and catch her two-timing me with myself.
Philip J. Fry : That's thinkin' like a man.