Futurama (TV Series)

Spanish Fry (2003)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Fry : Look, normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn...

  Bender : I'll say. Whooooo!

  Fry : But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.

  Bender : That's what she said. Whooooo!

• Fry : We have to track down my nose before some alien snarfs it and does the worm. Who's in?

  Leela : Me, Bender, and maybe Zoidberg if he feels like it.

  Dr. Zoidberg : No, I'm good.

• Fry : Yes! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out.

  Bender : Just like at the movie theater. Wooo!

• Fry : We've been to every scuzzy bazaar in the galaxy, including Pottery Barn.

• Fry : [as he is being sucked into a spaceship]  Hey, what's the big idea? Stop abducting me! Why does your vanity plate say PROBE1?

• Ranger Park : Hi, I'm Ranger Park, the park ranger.

  Fry : I get it!

• Lrrr : Interesting, the trousers conceal a tiny, secondary, horn.

  Fry : Hey! What'd you heard?

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Bunk! Bunk, I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up!

  Ranger Park : I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Shut up!

• Fry : Bigfoot, is that you? I'm not like the others, Bigfoot. I see through the monster coating to the gentle loner inside. I bet you have a wounded raccoon friend that you tenderly nurse back to health while you go, "Rooh! Rooh!" But in the end they shoot you, but you teach us about things.

• Fry : Bigfoot! He's real! I knew it! The Loch Ness Monster's book was right!

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Don't tell me you believe in Bigfoot, you blithering ninny-hammer.

  Fry : Of course I do. Bigfoot's my hero. Growing up, he was the celebrity I most identified with.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Why?

  Fry : 'Cause he was a loner who hated the popular monsters, yet longed to be one.

  Dr. Zoidberg : I can so relate to that.

• Fry : [Pulling out a photo of himself]  This is the nose we're looking for. Did you sell it to somebody?

  Sex Shop Salesman : I'm sorry, friend, but due to the perverted nature of our business, customer records are strictly confidential.

  [Leela punches salesman in stomach] 

  Sex Shop Salesman : Ugh! Right this way.

• Fry : Shh! What was that sound?

  Bender : It wasn't a bird's nest falling. That sounds like this.

  [Shakes down a bird's nest, and the birds fly away] 

  Bender : Aw, they're so cute when they're scared.

• Lrrr : Interesting, the trousers conceal a tiny, secondary, horn.

  Fry : Hey! What've you heard?

• Fry : Oh, great space king, I humbly beg you to return my human horn.

  Lrrr : Uh, human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?

  Nd-Nd : Like you've ever seen a salad.

  Lrrr : My weight is appropriate and attractive!