Futurama (TV Series)

Spanish Fry (2003)

Tress MacNeille: Nd-Nd, Linda, Petunia, Neptunian Woman

Quotes 

• Lrrr : This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...

  Bender : In this case, small. Woooo!

  Lrrr : ...have dignity and a spark of the divine.

  [Cries] 

  Nd-Nd : That's the gentle, sensitive, poet warlord I fell in love with.

• Leela : Well, why don't you think back to what brought you together in the first place?

  Nd-Nd : Oh, I don't know. Lrrr used to be so tender.

  Lrrr : [groans]  I only wrote that poem to test my printer!

  Nd-Nd : We'd go walking in the woods, and Lrrr would find injured tinklebunnies and nurse them back to health.

  Lrrr : Yes, but I was the one who injured them!

  Nd-Nd : Oh, shush. You stepped on them by accident and you cried all night. That's the kind of sensitive man you used to be.

  Lrrr : And you used to wear a size-3 cape, but not anymore. Now bring me that lower horn while I'm still in the mood.

• Fry : Oh, great space king, I humbly beg you to return my human horn.

  Lrrr : Uh, human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?

  Nd-Nd : Like you've ever seen a salad.

  Lrrr : My weight is appropriate and attractive!