Futurama (TV Series)

Spanish Fry (2003)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Sal, Possum, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Lrrr : Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.

  Bender : It's used to it. Woooo!

• Lrrr : This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...

  Bender : In this case, small. Woooo!

  Lrrr : ...have dignity and a spark of the divine.

  [Cries] 

  Nd-Nd : That's the gentle, sensitive, poet warlord I fell in love with.

• Fry : Look, normally I'm the first guy to toot his own lower horn...

  Bender : I'll say. Whooooo!

  Fry : But in this case, I just don't think it's going to work.

  Bender : That's what she said. Whooooo!

• Leela : Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn.

  Bender : As usual. Woooo!

• Fry : Yes! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out.

  Bender : Just like at the movie theater. Wooo!

• Bender : Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?

• Bender : Hey look, Bigfoot! He's back!

  Ranger Park : Where?

  Bender : Up your face! Ahahahaha.

• Bender : Fry! Fry, wake up! It's me, Bigface. Come out and groom my mangy fur.

• Fry : Shh! What was that sound?

  Bender : It wasn't a bird's nest falling. That sounds like this.

  [Shakes down a bird's nest, and the birds fly away] 

  Bender : Aw, they're so cute when they're scared.

• Bender : Hey look, it's bigfoot again.

  Park Ranger : Where?

  Bender : Up your face! Ahahahaha.

• Lrrr : This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...

  Bender : In this case, small. Woooo!

• Bender : Oh, my God! Look! It's Bigfoot!

  Ranger Park : Where?

  Bender : Eh, he's gone. He said you should keep wasting your life though.