Futurama (TV Series)

Spanish Fry (2003)

Maurice LaMarche: Lrrr, Morbo, Sex Shop Salesman, Documentary Narrator, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Lrrr : Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.

  Bender : It's used to it. Woooo!

• Lrrr : This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...

  Bender : In this case, small. Woooo!

  Lrrr : ...have dignity and a spark of the divine.

  [Cries] 

  Nd-Nd : That's the gentle, sensitive, poet warlord I fell in love with.

• Lrrr : What am I saying? If I poached this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? Yes. But not by enough.

• Documentary Narrator : Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations, unless he doesn't exist. The end!

• Lrrr : You got any... uh... you know...

  [He mutters] 

  Sex Shop Salesman : Speak up. You're muttering.

  Lrrr : [clearing his throat]  I said, human... horn?

  Sex Shop Salesman : You're not a cop, right?

  Lrrr : Oh, no, no. I'm just some guy. RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!

• Lrrr : Interesting, the trousers conceal a tiny, secondary, horn.

  Fry : Hey! What'd you heard?

• Lrrr : One of these days, Nd-Nd, Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8!

• Fry : [Pulling out a photo of himself]  This is the nose we're looking for. Did you sell it to somebody?

  Sex Shop Salesman : I'm sorry, friend, but due to the perverted nature of our business, customer records are strictly confidential.

  [Leela punches salesman in stomach] 

  Sex Shop Salesman : Ugh! Right this way.

• Leela : Well, why don't you think back to what brought you together in the first place?

  Nd-Nd : Oh, I don't know. Lrrr used to be so tender.

  Lrrr : [groans]  I only wrote that poem to test my printer!

  Nd-Nd : We'd go walking in the woods, and Lrrr would find injured tinklebunnies and nurse them back to health.

  Lrrr : Yes, but I was the one who injured them!

  Nd-Nd : Oh, shush. You stepped on them by accident and you cried all night. That's the kind of sensitive man you used to be.

  Lrrr : And you used to wear a size-3 cape, but not anymore. Now bring me that lower horn while I'm still in the mood.

• Lrrr : This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures. A living thing. And all living things, large and small...

  Bender : In this case, small. Woooo!

• Lrrr : Interesting, the trousers conceal a tiny, secondary, horn.

  Fry : Hey! What've you heard?

• Fry : Oh, great space king, I humbly beg you to return my human horn.

  Lrrr : Uh, human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?

  Nd-Nd : Like you've ever seen a salad.

  Lrrr : My weight is appropriate and attractive!