- Michelle: [Joey is going to open for Wayne Newton in Las Vegas] Joey's opening a Fig Newton in Vegas!
- D.J. Tanner: [on the phone to Joey's father] This is his secretary, my name...
- [looks at her posters of Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul]
- D.J. Tanner: Janet... Abdul...
- Stephanie Tanner: [takes the phone] He's really excited to see you!
- D.J. Tanner: Steph, if I'm his secretary, who the heck are you?
- Stephanie Tanner: [into phone] This is his OTHER secretary...
- [looks at her toys]
- Stephanie Tanner: Barbie Doll... and bear, yeah! Barbie Dollanbear.
- Stephanie Tanner: You should hear that crowd, they're all out there chanting 'We want Wayne, we want Wayne!'
- Jesse Katsopolis: [lowly] Right after Joey, right after Joey.