- Jesse Katsopolis: [doing a puppet show for Michelle, since they got locked in a garage during Michelle's circus party]
- [With a funny voice]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Hi Socko! How's your day?
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Not so good Toesey. I'm locked in a gas station...
- [Angry]
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: thanks to my uncle!
- Jesse Katsopolis: I don't think that putting the blame on the nice uncle will help anything.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: Well, you DID ask how my day was.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well, yes I did, but it's not your uncle's fault.
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: It is too!
- Jesse Katsopolis: Is not!
- [Stephanie's puppet pulls off his sock puppet]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Ahh! Help, I'm naked! I'm naked!
- Michelle Elizabeth Tanner: [Happy] That's funny.
- Joey Gladstone: What do you have against clowns?
- Jesse Katsopolis: They bug me, man. They think they're so funny!
- Stephanie 'Steph' Judith Tanner: How hard can juggling be? All you have to do is throw three balls in the air, and keep them there.
- D.J. Tanner: [trying to entertain the kids, singing] Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is such a
- [one kid dumps a bowl of pretzels on himself]
- D.J. Tanner: nightmare... Dad! Joey! I'm dying out here!
- Jesse Katsopolis: Elmer, don't you ever check the bathroom before you lock up? What's the matter with you?
- Mechanic: What's the matter with me? You're the one with a funnel on his head!