- Steph: Kimmy, you're so dumb you don't even know how dumb you are.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Of course I know how dumb I am!
- Kimmy Gibbler: [to Stephanie] You're the one who's dumb: capital D-U-M.
- D.J. Tanner: Kimmy, there's a B.
- Kimmy Gibbler: [turns around] Where? I hate bees!
- D.J. Tanner: [to Kimmy and Stephanie] I can't believe it, you two are arguing about WHERE you started arguing!
- D.J. Tanner: [trying to find common interests] Steph, what's your favorite food?
- Steph: Pizza.
- D.J. Tanner: Kimmy, you love pizza!
- Kimmy Gibbler: Not as much as I love trout.
- [she and Stephanie move away from each other]
- Denise: [to Teddy] She's really cute.
- Denise: [to Henry] Can we keep her?
- Michelle Tanner: I'm a fun girl.
- Henry: Well, until we get things straightened out, you're welcome to stay here.
- Michelle Tanner: Thanks, New Dad!
- Jesse Katsopolis: [after he brings Michelle back home, she beams over her bedroom... until he sits her down for a chat] It's time for one of our little talks. Now, what you did today was very wrong.
- Michelle Tanner: I know. I should've never touched your stuff; my music stinks anyway.
- Jesse Katsopolis: [chuckles in spite of himself] Well, that's true, but I'm talking about your running away.