Full House (TV Series)

No More Mr. Dumb Guy (1990)

Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone

Quotes 

• Joey Gladstone : [Enters the living room and sees Jesse with books]  Jess what are you doing with all the books?

  Jesse Katsopolis : What can't a man go to the library and check out a section of classical literature for a weekend of good reading?

  Joey Gladstone : Who are you and what did you do with Jesse?

  Jesse Katsopolis : Well Joey, I got roped up into this cultural party this weekend. And you know, I never went to college so I figured I might as well bone up so I won't look like a bonehead.

  Joey Gladstone : Jess, this is great I'm so proud of you! Pretty soon you're going to be smart.

  [Imitating The Scarecrow] 

  Joey Gladstone : so you will not be just a nothin your head all full of stuffin, your heart all full of pain.

  [Pushes Jesse to the couch and whistles] 

  Joey Gladstone : With the thoughts you'll be thinkin you could be another Lincoln, if you only had a brain!

  [Falls on the floor like The Scarecrow. Comet joins him] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : I'll get you

  [points at comet while imitating The Wicked Witch of the West] 

  Jesse Katsopolis : And your little dog too!