Full House (TV Series)

A Pinch for a Pinch (1990)

Bob Saget: Danny Tanner

Quotes 

• Danny Tanner : Michelle is getting an academic foundation that's going to carry her through grades K through 12, through college, through Harvard law school. Jess, you have robbed our nation of one of the finest legal minds the supreme court has ever known.

  Michelle Elizabeth Tanner : I gotta go potty.

• Jesse Katsopolis : Eye for an eye, a pinch for a pinch, that's the only way you survive on the streets.

  Danny Tanner : What streets? Michelle's not even allowed out of the back yard!

• Danny Tanner : You pulled Michelle out of pre-school? Have you lost your mind?

  Becky Donaldson : Hold on, Danny, I'm sure Jesse had a very good reason for what he did. Go ahead, Jess, tell him.

  Jesse Katsopolis : Well, they were gonna make her sit in the corner.

  Becky Donaldson : [looks to Danny]  You're right, he's lost his mind.