Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Tiny T-Shirt (1997)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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• Ross : [staring through the peephole to see Rachel come back from her date with Mark]  I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. She'd say no, but here we are, right. We just broke up, first thing she does.

  Chandler : You didn't just break up!

  Ross : Hey, it's been like, three weeks!

  Chandler : You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean, bullets have left guns slower!

• Ross : [after Joey enters and exits the apartment singing]  I guess he must've gotten the part in that play.

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh!

  Monica : Oh!

  Chandler : Yeah, either that or Gloria Estefan *was* right. Eventually, the rhythm *is* going to get you.

• Ross : I can't see anything with the door closed.

  Chandler : And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

• Ross : So, how was your date with Mr. Millionaire?

  Chandler : New, from Snooty Playthings, it's Mr. Millionaire. Third wife sold separately.

• Ross : [after putting on his "Frankie say 'Relax'" T-shirt]  Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff and *relax* in my favorite shirt.