Friends (TV Series)

The One with the 'Cuffs (1997)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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Quotes 

• Joanna : What are you doing?

  Chandler : I'm getting dressed.

  Joanna : Why?

  Chandler : When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me

• Rachel : [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him]  You promise you will never see Joanna again.

  Chandler : Never.

  Rachel : You will never set foot in this office again.

  Chandler : No.

  Rachel : You'll give me back my Walkman.

  Chandler : I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman.

  Rachel : [pause]  Well, then I lost it, you buy me one!

  Chandler : You got it! Come on!

  Rachel : [unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were]  Does it hurt?

  Chandler : No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off.

  [runs over to office door where his pants are hanging] 

  Chandler : Hello, sweet pants!

  Rachel : Wait a minute! How are you going to say you got out?

  Chandler : I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman.

• Rachel : [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to the desk by Rachel's boss]  You know what, Chandler? You got yourself into those 'cuffs, you get yourself out.

  Chandler : I can't! You must have me confused with "The Amazing Chandler!"