Friends (TV Series)

The One with Ross' Teeth (1999)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller

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Quotes 

• [Ross has just gotten his teeth whitened] 

  Dr. Ross Geller : Hey, Rachel, did you notice...

  Rachel Green : Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside.

• Rachel Green : But Pheebs, you - you could still use the copy machine where I actually work. But just come by at lunch so that my boss doesn't see you, 'cause Kim will just freak out, and she already doesn't like me very much.

  Chandler Bing : That's weird, I don't think my boss likes me either.

  Monica Geller : Mmm... I don't think mine likes me either.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Maybe it's a... universal thing?

  Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, or maybe it's because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday!

  [Rachel, Chandler, Monica and Ross think about this] 

  Chandler Bing : Yeah, let's head off to work.

• Dr. Ross Geller : [after the room gets dark]  So, uh, where were we?

  [Ross's teeth are shown glowing right in front of Hillary] 

  Hillary : [awestruck]  Are those your teeth?

  Dr. Ross Geller : [nervously]  Oh... You... you can see them, huh?

  Hillary : Yes, they're insanely white!

  Dr. Ross Geller : Yeah, I... I did that for you.

  Hillary : [freaked out]  What's the matter with you!

  Dr. Ross Geller : [bolts up, goes upset]  WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME! YOU'VE GOT A BLACK LIGHT! IT'S 1999!