Friends (TV Series)

The One with Rachel's Other Sister (2002)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller-Bing

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Quotes 

• Monica : Everyone, we're using our fancy china, and it's very expensive, so please be careful.

  Ross : [mimicks losing the plate, waving it in the air]  Whoa, whoa...!

  [he laughs, then almost loses it, catching it in the nick of time] 

  Monica : Okay, just to be clear, comedy with the plates will not be well-received.

• Monica : Hey, Amy. Is this the first time you see Emma?

  Amy : I think so...

  [looks at Phoebe] 

  Amy : Hi Emma.

  Phoebe : Phoebe.

  Amy : That's a funny noise.

• Monica : [Chandler is setting the table with the good china]  Careful... careful... CAREFUL!

  Chandler Bing : I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise.

• Monica : Yeah, like Ross and Rachel are so responsible. Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.

• Monica : [Rachel and Amy get into a cat fight at Thanksgiving]  My God! Somebody do something! Stop them!

  Joey : What? Stop them? Throw some jello on them!

• Chandler Bing : You know, I can talk to the producers for you, I'm a great liar. Take Monica's dress, I said I loved it, I *hate* it.

  Monica : Hey!

  Chandler Bing : I'm also a great moron.