- Charles Bing: Aren't you a little too *old* to be wearing a dress like that?
- Nora Tyler Bing: Don't you have a little too much *penis* to wear a dress like that?
- Ross: I'm gonna say this as Monica's brother. Not as your friend.
- Chandler: So now you're not my friend?
- Ross: Not now.
- Chandler: All right.
- Ross: So i couldn't be happier cause you're marrying Monica. But if someday you ever hurt her, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
- Chandler: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Ross: What, what? I'm just warning you. I'll hunt you down and kick your ass.
- Chandler: Ok. So now you're my friend again?
- Ross: Yes.
- Chandler: You wouldn't believe what Monica's brother just told me...
- Nora Tyler Bing: As I recall, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
- Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
- Nora Tyler Bing: Honey, it's not good luck.
- Rachel Green: Maybe it means "Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk" or maybe "Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair"
- [Ross and Phoebe stare at Rachel]
- Rachel Green: He does. I've seen him.
- Phoebe Buffay: Maybe he's writing to tell her he changed his name. Like "Tell Monica I'm Sorry".
- Ross: I think it means he freaked out.
- Phoebe Buffay: Don't be so negative. Isn't it possible that Sorry's in there right now.
- Rachel Green: OK, promise not to freak out. We can't find Chandler.
- [Phoebe walks in. Gives a thumbs up]
- Rachel Green: er's vest. We can't find Chandler's vest?
- Monica Geller: Oh, my God! Are you serious.
- Phoebe Buffay: Don't worry. We found the vest. Although, we're going to have to keep an eye on it before it runs away again.
- Monica Geller: [laughing] OK. Don't scare me like that. For a second I was like "Oh, my God! The worst has happened".
- Richard Crosby: I found the picture.
- Joey: Picture? What picture?
- Richard Crosby: Could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can play off your reaction.
- Joey: OK, I know you're a great actor and you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff... But you're spittin' all over me, man!
- Richard Crosby: Well of course I have.
- Joey: You know you've been spitting on me?
- Richard Crosby: That's what real actors do! Enunciation is the mark of a good actor, and when you enunciate, you SPIT!
- Ross: Chandler's missing.
- [Ross and Rachel are in Monic'a doorway. Phoebe comes up]
- Phoebe Buffay: What's going on?
- [reading the note]
- Phoebe Buffay: "Tell Monica I'm sorry"
- [Phoebe looks up at Ross, then back at the note, then back to Ross]
- Phoebe Buffay: Tell her yourself.
- Monica Geller: Chandler, this is my cousin Maureen.
- Chandler: We're the Bings!
- Rachel Green: [to Monica and Chandler] Hi! Aww, you guys look so beautiful!
- Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing!
- Ross: [upon seeing his parents sitting by the window at the coffee house] Mom? Dad? What-what... what you guys doing here?
- Jack Geller: Well, you kids talk about this place so much, we thought we'd see what all the fuss is about.
- Judy Geller: [smiling] I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
- Ross: Why?
- Judy Geller: The sexy blonde behind the counter.
- [She waves at Gunther, who awkwardly waves back]
- Ross: [shocked] Gunther?
- Jack Geller: Your mother just added him to her list.
- Ross: What? Your-your list?
- Judy Geller: Yeah, the list that-of people we're allowed to sleep...
- Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is!
- Jack Geller: Come on, sit down. Have a cup of Joe.
- Ross: No, Dad , I-I can't. I'm sorry. Look, if you see Chandler, could you just tell him I'm looking for him.
- Jack Geller: And if you see Rita Moreno, let her know I'm looking for her.
- [Jack winks at Ross. Ross points at him and winks back before he exits]
- Charles Bing: Hello, Nora.
- Nora Bing: Hello, Charles.
- Charles Bing: Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
- Nora Bing: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that!
- Monica Geller: Mrs. Bing? These are my parents Judy and Jack Geller.
- Judy Geller: It's lovely to meet you.
- Jack Geller: So, are you his mother or his father?
- Monica Geller: I think I just cracked a rib, but I don't care, because today's my wedding day! My day is finally here!
- Phoebe Buffay: You know, she might not even notice he's gone.
- [Ross is looking for Chandler]
- Ross: Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
- Gunther: No, no, I haven't seen him.
- Ross: [desperate] Oh, damn.
- Gunther: He's getting married tomorrow, right?
- Ross: Yes, yes. Don't worry. Everything's fine.
- [Ross chuckles]
- Ross: We'll see you at the wedding.
- Gunther: [looks offended] I wasn't invited.
- Ross: Then we'll see you the day after tomorrow.