Friends (TV Series)
The One in Vegas: Part 1 (1999)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
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Quotes
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[Ross and Rachel are both drunk]
Joey : Hey.
Ross : Hey! It's Joey, I love Joey!
[Hugs Joey]
Rachel : Oh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck.
Joey : Hi.
[Hugs Rachel]
Joey : Alright look, I need some help, okay?Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
Ross : I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.
Ross : [Sits down on nothing and falls to the ground]
Ross : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?
Joey : Yeah. Fine. Thanks. Hey Rach, how do you doin'?
Rachel : I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?
Joey : Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
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[In Vegas, Ross and Rachel are drunk in their hotel room]
Rachel : [Picking up the phone] Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too... hello? Oh wait... I forgot to dial.
[There is a knock at the door]
Ross : That must be our alcohol and beers.
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Rachel : [throws off her light blue robe and gasps at herself, completely naked] Oh! Look what happened...
[looking about, thinking to herself]
Rachel : Check me *out*. I'm in my kitchen... *naked*.
[shrugs, picks up an orange]
Rachel : I'm pickin' up an orange... and I'm *naked*.
[puts the orange down, heads over to the couch with a smile]
Rachel : I'm lighting the candle... *naked*. And carefully.
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Rachel : You know, it will be nice, actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.
Phoebe : Well, yes, so you could walk around naked.
Rachel : No, so that I can be by myself, you know, a little alone time.
Phoebe : Mm, naked alone time.
Rachel : No, Phoebe, just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked.
[chuckles]
Rachel : I mean, you live alone and you don't walk around naked.
Phoebe : Uh-uh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
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Rachel : [on the plane] Okay, uh, Ross, I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater... Just letting you know this is *not* an invitation to the physical act of love.
Ross : Yeah... that's hilarious.
Rachel : I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
Ross : You know... last night was embarrassing for you too.
Rachel : No. Not really. I mean... you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Ross : Uh-huh, but it was a first for the rest of my building.
Rachel : Okay. All right. That's true. But, you know, I just don't *embarrass* that easily.
Ross : But you *totally* get embarrassed.
Rachel : No, I *don't*, Ross! I... I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Ross : Is that so?
Rachel : Yeah.
Ross : [for all in the airplane to hear] Hey, lady! I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!
[causing dismayed Rachel to sink way down in her seat]