Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (1999)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

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• Caitlin : Hey, where's the chicken?

  Chandler : Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. Said that "eggs came first".

• Dr. Ross Geller : [Ross is trying to flirt with the pizza delivery girl]  Hey, uh... you know that smell gas has?

  Caitlin : ...Yeah.

  Dr. Ross Geller : They put that in.

  Caitlin : What?

  Dr. Ross Geller : The gas is odorless - but they add the smell, so you know when there's a leak.

  Caitlin : ...Well, OK.

  Dr. Ross Geller : A lot of other gas smells.

  Chandler : ...Oh, the humanity.

  Dr. Ross Geller : ...Meth- methane smells.

• Dr. Ross Geller : Was I talking to her about... gas?

  Chandler : More so than anything else.

• [after Chandler finds out that Monica still flirts with other men even though they're together] 

  Monica : Chandler, this actually bothers you?

  Chandler : Yes, it does bother me. And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?

  Rachel : Uh, no, no; it bothered me when he *slept* with other women.