Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Rachel Smokes (1999)
David Schwimmer: Dr. Ross Geller
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Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : [trying to convince Ross to let him appear in a commercial instead of Ben] Come on, Ross! I should be in this commercial! Even Chandler thinks so!
Ross : Is this true, Chandler?
Chandler : Uh... um... Hey, who's that at the door?
Chandler : [gets up and answers the door; no one's there] Oh - hi, no one!
[Chandler bolts out the door]
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Phoebe Buffay : [carrying two large bulky black bin bags into Joey's apartment] Is it OK if I leave this stuff here until Rachel's Birthday party?
Chandler : [standing by the workout with a bottle] Uh, sure. What's in 'em?
Phoebe Buffay : [leaves the bags on one of the armchairs] Um, cups.
Chandler : Oh good, because we got Rachel 800 gallons of water.
[Phoebe smiles]
Ross : [sitting at the worktop holding a bottle] Seriously, that's *a lot* of cups.
Phoebe Buffay : [proudly] Yeah, well that's 'cause I'm in charge of cups and ice and Monica is gonna *rue the day* that she put me in charge of cups and ice!
Chandler : You know, I rued the day once. Didn't a whole lot else done.
Phoebe Buffay : [preparing herself] OK, time to bring up the rest of the cups.
[Phoebe opens the apartment door as Joey arrives]
Phoebe Buffay : [exiting the apartment] Hey Joey!
Joey Tribbiani : [entering the apartment] Hey Pheebs!
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[Rachel enters the apartment]
Phoebe Buffay : Look! Look! Look!
Ross : Birthday surprise!
Everyone : [in unison] Surprise!
Rachel Green : [shocked] What? My Birthday is not for another month!
Monica Geller : [optimistic] That's the surprise!
Rachel Green : [flattered] Oh my gosh! You guys! This is so great! It's so unexpected! I mean *Chandler's* Birthday's even before mine!
[everyone stares at Chandler, who suddenly looks blank]
Everyone : [to Chandler] Surprise!