Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Joey Moves Out (1996)

Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing

Quotes 

• Chandler Bing : I'll just turn your bedroom into a game room or something. You know, put the foosball table in there.

  Joey Tribbiani : Whoa. Why do you get to keep the table?

  Chandler Bing : I did pay for half of it.

  Joey Tribbiani : Yeah, and I paid for the other half.

  Chandler Bing : All right, I'll tell you what: I'll play you for it.

  Joey Tribbiani : All right, you're on. I could take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass!

  Chandler Bing : Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister!

  Joey Tribbiani : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Which sister?

• Joey Tribbiani : Hey why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?

  Chandler Bing : Because soap is soap. It's self cleaning.

  Joey Tribbiani : Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing that I wash and the first thing you wash.

• Joey Tribbiani : [about tattoos]  This is wild, what are you gonna get?

  Phoebe Buffay : Um, I'm getting a lily. For my mom, 'cause her name's Lily.

  Chandler Bing : Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?