Friends (TV Series)

The Last One (2004)

Paula Newsome: Stewardess

Quotes 

• Rachel Green : [on Ross' answering machine]  Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.

  Ross Geller : Oh my God!

  Rachel Green : Excuse me?

  Stewardess : Miss? Please, sit down!

  Rachel Green : I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love them.

  Stewardess : Miss, I can't let you off the plane.

  Ross Geller : Let her off the plane!

  Stewardess : I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.

  Rachel Green : Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!

  Ross Geller : Try to understand!

  Rachel Green : Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...

  [the answering machine beeps and cuts off the rest of the message] 

  Ross Geller : No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?

  Rachel Green : [from behind Ross]  I got off the plane.

• Rachel : [after telling him that Phoebe said that there was something wrong with the plane's "phalange"]  Sir, what are you doing?

  Nervous Male Passenger : I'm getting off this plane. I can't go on a plane if there's something wrong with its phalange.

  Stewardess : Sir, sir! That's OK, this plane doesn't have a "phalange".

  Nervous Male Passenger : Oh, my God! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!