Friday the 13th: The Series (TV Series)

Read My Lips (1988)

Danny Mann: Oscar

Quotes 

• Travis Pluckett : Why did you have to kill him? Now I don't have an agent.

  Oscar's Voice : Forget about him. Death is easy. It's comedy that's hard.

• Oscar's Voice : Hey, Bernie. What's black and brown, and looks good on an agent? A Doberman.

• Oscar's Voice : It's true what they say, Edgar. The only thing harder than getting to the top is staying there.

• Oscar's Voice : Hey, Bernie, how can you tell when an agent is lying? His lips move.

• Travis Pluckett : You want to use some of my material, Oscar?

  Oscar's Voice : I think it would be better if we did some jokes, instead.