The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Will Gets a Job (1991)

Christopher Birt: Waiter

Quotes 

• Philip Banks : [to a waiter he thinks is Will]  Can I talk to you for a minute? Look, I'm human. Sometimes I make mistakes. Now, I admit I had some preconceived ideas about you, mainly that you just didn't care about anything, but I guess I'm gonna have to let that go, because today, you've shown me that you are a very, very fine young man and I'd just want us to be closer together.

  Waiter : [turns around]  What did you say, pervert?

  Philip Banks : Oh, I'm sorry, I-um...

  Waiter : Look, man, this is Treasure Island, OK? Now, Pleasure Island, that's a block down the street!

  Philip Banks : I-I thought...

  Waiter : No, I know what you thought, but, if you'll notice, the parrot is sitting on my left shoulder!